OH NOES!! Mizushima Hiro - Arranged Marriage?

I cried two tears when I found out that he just got married.
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^the falling tears
At first I thought he was hideous, but after a good amount of internet research I found that he can speak English and went to school in Switzerland. Yumm. He is pretty hideous hot. I watched a cheeseball Jdrama and he played a player. Which makes no sense because shouldn't players have good bodies? He weighs 90 pounds and sports the hairstyle below:
My sources (internet forums run by 12 year old girls from Vancouver, that's right I'm talking about you Peawok) state that his girlfriend had some incurable disease. By incurable disease I assume that means arranged marriage to counter claims that he is gay.

I thought this was a good followup to your clownshirt. So, did you get me one yet? Also your last picture does not work.